Sweden has just won Olympic Gold and The Man is poking me in the side every time the Swedish commentators are on the screen and points. I look up wondering what I am meant to be looking at.
The Man: Look, look what is that?!
It slowly dawns on me he is talking about a basket of what appears to be buns.
A few minutes later.
The Man: Look what are those? I have to know!
Inner dialogue: I guess buns isn’t enough detail for his curiosity. What about that gold though isn’t that exciting?
Me: Ah some sort of wheat bun and a corn bun I think.
The Man: Look at them they are big like a head. They are either crazy big or there is some sort of distortion going on.
Inner dialogue: GO SWEDEN!
The Man: Are you blogging this? I don’t want people to know I am watching the Olympics.
Inner dialogue: YEaaah I don’t think that is your biggest problem.